SEX ecologically correct
September 16, 2008 by Gabriel Aguilar
Imagine this scenario: Saturday, after ballad, that cat's faculty decided to leave (after three hundred and two hundred calls sms) on the ballad, so good: kisses, a hand here and another there, everything is way hot, then you resolves to take it to your apartment. The end, everything was planned that way, your friend (who shares an apartment with the interior was to visit the parents) and the climate is perfect to reach the quarter ... she turns off the light (until there all right, sometimes is the best option) and you, all excited takes the initiative, then it stops everything demand in the bed of IBAMA seal certifying that the wood is legal. You can not find it, so she decides that it does not go to bed ecologically incorrect ... Come into the kitchen then (nothing better than a good sink for a good night, and why not take some fruit, or even that coverage that remains of ice cream Friday's) and to take that strawberry to start the ritual she asks you if this fruit is organic, otherwise it does not accept use this "paraphernalia" sexual. Brochant !!!!!!!! No? Yeah, the girl read, or at least are trying to do a sex ecologically correct (???) 
So you ask me: what is this p ... of sex ecologically correct? Easy, is nothing more than a series of suggestions designed (????) better known by the NGO, which is dedicated to caring for the planet, the green of the ecology. Yeah, you had the luck to grab a militant.
The Mexicans, my countrymen, to the webpage of the NGO in the country, innovated in this area in December to publish suggestions that are part of a guide ecossexual. When I read about the existence of this manual was curious to see what the suggestions of someone who thinks green, could make to make this merger (sex and ecology). My mind once polluted, once thought: putzzzzzzz, now will suggest that recycling of condoms after use. Hence, I went to the site, sent by my nephew, and I read the "10 commandments" ecossexuais.
Look below what with my comments:
- Turn off the lights in the hour H Hmm ... as I said, depending on the person is better. If you have been lucky enough to get a woman-shrimp, follow this commandment of NGOs, will be very useful.
- Fruit? Only if no pesticides, only organic. All right, someone, by chance, in time for hot going to worry why?
- Avoid seafood and holes of the sea, because they are in danger of extinction. Agree, someone still believes that this is a natural Viagra? Metrossexual that takes care of the body does not need this.
- Love recycled. This seems to be a legal initiative to seize anything that can be recycled ... but then try to take a broad recycled in Am ... hummm, I know, no?
- Use natural oils, the basis of water. Not those that are derived from petroleum. The site, moreover, suggests that language is the best instrument for this. But how well we remembered our friend CAFAO we must see if that was devastated Amazon forest or not.
- Slave of passion, not oil. I find that really cool. I myself refuse to wear leather, or some "tools" they used as the base oil. All right, someone needs it?
- Save water bathing together. I agree and disagree ... I mean I agree that it is too bathe together, using the same soap and ... .. but, I find time to shower more harsh, more muitoooooooo ... that not counting the tub or the ofurô.
- Bed sustainable. Before starting the RALE-and-roll, you need sure that the bed has the seals certificates of IBAMA, the IMETRO of ISO 2008, and even the Vatican ... Save me!
- Sex green. This is the most bizarre of the "commandments". It is for fans of spaking. The provision said that the mine before they start to beat you (or vice versa), you need (or she needs) to see if the wood that was made this man was approved by IBAMA. You can? A pat does not hurt, but a thwack, I guess so. 'm Out!
- Make love, not war. This is the best of all ... in fact, I think it should be a drunk trying to follow these "commandments" the streak, but one thing is true, when we start to love us even more and the other take care of our ecosystem, and thus have a planet far, far better.
Source: http://www.greenpeace.org

And of course, as a result the sex surrender much more!
And you my dear readers, what do you think? Interested in following these precepts?
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